Jul 26, 2017

Bedroom Offends the Least Interesting Man

Bedroom Offends the Least Interesting Man

buyer deemed the 'least interesting man in the world' by his husband, 4 year old son, and aging cockapoo was so offended by the bedroom in this Mayfair bungalow that he insisted on leaving the showing immediately. Reached for comment, the least interesting man said, "What type of person keeps their Cheez-its in their bedroom next to a bunch of Elvis heads and a cardboard cut-out of their grandfather. That tells me this house is too 20th century for me." The least interesting man's family asked to remain anonymous. 
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Tags agent, beards, beer swag, bungalow, buyers, cheez-its, chicago, cockapoo, Dos Equis, elvis, husbands, mayfair, northside, portage park, realtor, tchotchkes, two flats, XXX, NAFTA